Named At last

I got a new phone. It’s a Sony Ericsson w660i. It’s red and has bunga bunga. Its name is Sasarai.

Some of you probably don’t need an introduction to it, but here it is anyway.

Sasarai And yeah, I admittedly bought it at a premium price and if I mention the price no doubt there’ll be people scorning and saying they found it elsewhere at a cheaper price. Well buzz off! I don’t need you to help me do my shopping (idiot fanboys). I don’t just buy for the sake of buying. I seek value.

Now shut up and go back to playing Halo 3 or whatever.

Anyway, it would have been my first ‘female’ gadget. I realized that after I bought it. But still, I wouldnt trade it for the black one.

So I thought I should give it a ‘female’ name right? Nothing comes to mind immediately but I did thought of ‘Haruka’ since it’s quite unisex. But that would be too Japanese and I would look like a Japanophile. I hate Japanophiles.

Since Kuja and Kujong were inspired by a game character and Kaoru after a J-rocker, I thought I’d find inspiration elsewhere. After much itnernal bantering, I suddenly stumbed upon this guy in my Suikoden pictures folder.

Sasarai4 

If you ask me, there are much similarities between him and my phone who is named after him. You would be familiar with him if you ever play Suikoden 2, 3 and the Suikogaiden series.

And what’s funny is, despite his looks he insists that he looks "at least over thirty".

As Totchi said it, "I don’t like guys who looks excessively like a girl".

And my phone is therefore a ‘he’.

I’ll leave the rest of the implications up to your imagination.

Ta’ra.

p/s Stupid cangkul lecturer extended the deadline for our ass to the end of the month while just a few weeks ago it’s due today!  Well thank you so much for ruining my weekend you stupid cangkul.

But in accordance to Habit 2 I shall not let this bastard cangkul ruin my day. So I pray for worse days ahead of him. Screw the innocent.

2 Responses to “Named At last”

  1. Najwa Hanani Says:

    Me want to touchy-touchy it!!!
    O_o

  2. Atziluth Says:

    You molester >_>.

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