A Letter From Katan
Katan sent me a letter!! Through what methods I cannot tell you because that’s a secret between Katan and me. But does it matter so long as you get to read the letter? Here goes!
Dear Mistress, (he calls me mistress that sweet little phone XD)
How are you? I hope you are coping well without me. I apologize that we had to be separated this way. I wish I could have alerted you, but there’s only so much a phone could do.
Anyway, after our forceful separation, the bastard turned me off. He even put me on his ears several times. But I totally did not enjoy it. The bastard had the face of a thug, badly needed a bath and obviously had never heard of cotton buds. His ears are a sight better left for horror movies and nightmares.
The thug was indecisive whether to use or sell me. But in the end his greed got the better of him and decided to sell me for some quick cash. And he got a pretty nice amount too. It was mostly due to me being in good condition because you, my mistress looked after me very well. The only thing that irritated me was how the bastard and the urchin removed my black armor, the one you specifically bought for me. Till today I miss my armor.
So here I am, stranded in a glass panel along with other has-beens. But it’s not too bad. I feel kinda vulnerable without my armor, but I met a lot of new friends here. I’ve been spending my days talking to this Nokia and we trade stories a lot. I told him about how much fun we had. I even told him about Mr. Kuja the laptop and Kaoru the printer. And of course, not forgetting Senior Kujong, the PS2. The Nokia was fascinated that I came from a big loving family. He was also surprised to find that I have a name. Out of all the phones in our brood, I was the only one with a special name. Needless to say, I am very proud of it. Thank you for naming me Katan.
So have you found a new phone yet? I know it would be inconvenient for you without it. But I also know you would quite enjoy the solitary. I supposed that’s part of the reason why you often forgot to charge me. But that’s fine by me. I am but your servant.
You did say you are going to get cats after you graduate. I am saddened that I won’t be there to take pictures of your adorable cats. You said your first cat will be named Kuja. Just like Mr. Kuja. I wonder, will you name a cat after me too? I sure hope if you do, that cat will behave as good as I did.
Well, that’s all from me, Mistress. You might pass by me in a glass panel somewhere. You might not know me, but I would know you, for sure. But then again, maybe it’s not a good idea for you to come here. This area is a dodgy backstreet with lots of thugs hanging around. It’s not safe for a lady like you.
Lastly, I just want to say, I’m doing fine. It’s not the same as when we were together, but it’s not too bad. Take care.
Your faithful servant,
Katan
Isn’t he just adorable? Well I’m just glad Katan is actually exploring new horizons and making new friends. Good for him!
I’ll write to him back after I got a new phone hehehe.
Ta’ra!
September 30th, 2007 at 1:40 am
For a second, I thought this was real. If it is, it’s a very sad one… *sobs*
Anyway, I share your frustration. I lost my new Oxbow t-shirt at the laundary room. And it was the first time I washed the tee (bought it in less than a week).
Well, it was probably stolen by some stupid kid who barely got into college but made it into uitm because of his ethnicity. Anyway, it gives me a reason to shop again!
Heheh.
September 30th, 2007 at 5:38 am
Normally you do not need a reason to shop, but having something genuine to shop for is still quite refreshing XD.
And OXbow is quite expensive. It was probably the best thing that could happen to the thief. The next best thing would be jail, of course.
September 30th, 2007 at 7:12 am
ROTFL!!!
Genius, pure genius!!!